(*tried and tested) Every time I log into Bumble (after uninstalling it for the 2nd time that week) I am at first filled with hope and romance, which is quickly replaced by questioning why I do it to myself. I thought dating apps would boost my self confidence but all they have done is left… More on Bumble opening lines*
Last time I was single Tinder was something reserved for the world of hook-ups and sordid fantasies. But in the time my last relationship had blossomed and subsequently crashed and burned – Tinder had become not only a hook-up app, but also a place for people to meet their true love. People have met, fallen… More on dating, again
Or how to find a Danish husband in three days.
Look girl, we’ve all been there. One too many gin and tonics in a can from Marks and Spencers and you find yourself 5 rows deep into the instagram of the husband of the girl you used to take lines with in dingy university toilets. The horror that dawns on you when accidentally like a #throwback… More girl v. stalking, a how to guide
One day I was so sad that it started to rain. And as much as I could will it, it would not stop. Months passed, as they often do when you grow old and drink wine. And I spent so long with in a haze; recounting a thousand conversations I remembered so vividly having, that had never happened. And, as… More girl v. rain