Jobs I always wanted…
Actress. (ages 6-9) – loud and obnoxious young girl growing up.
Air hostess. (ages 9-13) – brutally cut short when I stopped growing at 13.
Politician. (ages 14-14.25) – a couple of school debates and suddenly everyone reckons they’re David Cameron.
Person who saves the world. (Not a superhero) (ages 14.25-19 – when cruelly reminded that no one can make a difference on their own thanks to my major in poststructuralism)
Failed writer. (consistently and forever and ever)
Not a failure. (most days, but some days I don’t mind)
Puppy handler. (probably the last two months)